hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks